THE LONG ONES

Joe R. Lansdale

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Original limitations:

• 400 signed & numbered hardcovers.

• 26 signed & lettered hardcovers in traycase.

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A collection of 4 novellas, including a brand new horror tale from his ownself Joe R. Lansdale includes these three classics: "Bubba Ho-Tep", "On The Far Side of the Cadillac Desert With Dead Folks", "The Events Concerning A Nude Fold-Out Found In a Harlequin Romance". Plus an all new horror novella, "The Steam Man of the Prairie and the Dark Rider Get Down: A Dime Novel". Plus an afterword from Joe himself explaining how the novellas came about.

 

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"As has become customary, Lansdale manages to blend manic entertainment with sinewy story."

-- Ed Bryant, LOCUS

 

"Here we have gnashing zombies, gun-toting porno nuns, a rampant technoJesus, good stuff like that, yeah -- but there's also a story about, well, good manners."

-- Bel Wilson, MIDNIGHT HOUR MAGAZINE

 

"It's blue-collar but outrageous . . . When reading these stories, one is struck by how pulpy Lansdale's prose is -- in a good way."

-- Thomas Deja, FANGORIA